Scorched Earth 2000 is back

(scorch2000.com)

134 points | by meshko 2 hours ago

20 comments

  • rhema 1 hour ago
    9 year old me got my first "hacking" experience out of this game. With the shareware version, you could not select the ultra tank that could shoot 3 bullets for a human, but you COULD if it were the computer player.

    The "hack": -start a game with a normal tank VS ultra computer player as p2. -save the game (as a file). -open the game file. -read the ASCII text and just flip which player has which text.

    Now, I had my ultra tank.

    • wingmanjd 11 minutes ago
      Mine was on a similar game, GORILLA.BAS. I would edit the banana code for a much bigger explosion. Lots of fun back in computer class!
    • stackghost 39 minutes ago
      Mine was similar but it was the original C&C. Found this sketchy-ass save game editor/mod editor, proceeded to give the little Nod buggies the laser from the obelisk of light to trivialize the single player campaign.

      That feeling of being the leetest of leet haxors just from editing some ini settings was pretty glorious.

      • NBJack 26 minutes ago
        I recall the INI files of Red Alert were an open book for modding the game mechanics. I had spies with silenced pistols and "tesla cufflinks". It was really fun making crates spawn super frequently. I also vaguely recall making one of the planes into a nuke carpet bombers (fun, but the forced delay each time a nuke went off was a tad annoying).

        Then there were the Duke Nukem 3D CON files...

    • leoooodias 57 minutes ago
      L33T!
  • skirmish 1 minute ago
    In my first job after graduation in a small company I was talking to the VP of engineering, and he mentioned offhand: "yeah, I wrote Scorch when I was in college". Mind blown.
  • AbraKdabra 2 minutes ago
    Holy... the nostalgia, I played the hell out of this game in computer class back in school 25 years ago, time flies.
  • GavinAnderegg 46 minutes ago
    Scorched Earth taught me the concept of software versions. It was the first program that I ever knowingly interacted with more than one point-release of. I had version 1.0, but a friend had version 1.2. My very young mind was boggled by the concept of software being updated.
  • kylemaxwell 2 hours ago
    I played the hell out of the original DOS game during high school in 1992 (or thereabouts, it's been a while.)
    • walrus01 1 hour ago
      Early 90s DOS games were certainly quite creative. I mentally draw a dividing line between approximately the start of the era when the first Soundblaster became a common thing to find in affordable home x86 PCs, and early CD-ROM based games were also available (1991-1992), and the December 1993 release of DOOM and everything that came after. Very interesting era in the time frame in between there.
      • conception 3 minutes ago
        I feel like Mario 64 was another one of those and AAA never really left Doom or Mario 64.
      • FireBeyond 1 hour ago
        Yeah, I remember our high school IT teacher buying a 486sx25 with 8MB and a CDROM ostensibly to explore multimedia in education but mostly to play Myst.
    • The_Blade 1 hour ago
      same, it was a step up from dopewars, but not quite leisure suit larry which one of our friends had

      years later i defeated the high score of Stephen Meek and realized with horror Oregon Trail was intended to teach patience not just dysentery damn you MECC!!

    • el_duderino 1 hour ago
      Same! I remember playing this during my Borland C++ for DOS class in school. Good times.
    • alterom 1 hour ago
      We played Tank Wars by Kenny Morse, it's from 1990 and preceded Scorched Earth:

      https://archive.org/details/TankWars_274

      More unhinged fun IMO

      • Cpoll 36 minutes ago
        They had a shared ancestor in Tanx. I also remember Tank Wars fondly.
      • mpyne 46 minutes ago
        Yeah, this is the one that ruled my homeroom during last bit of elementary school.
      • sonar_un 50 minutes ago
        I was gonna say, this is totally tank wars!
    • api 1 hour ago
      It was fun. Was a bit younger but played it like crazy too on my 286.

      Rollers! Lava! It’s like the author started with a simple tank war game and then just threw in every weird little effect they could code as a creative weapon.

      There were all kinds of neat hacks.

  • skeeterbug 1 hour ago
    Oh man, we played this in computer lab in high school to pass time after we were done with our assignments. I believe it was a java/flash version though (year 2000/2001)
    • Waterluvian 6 minutes ago
      Yup. Hours and hours of this. Along with a Java skiing sim called Motion Playground.
    • meshko 1 hour ago
      yup, it was a java applet. Stopped working when Java in the browser died.
      • fullstop 1 hour ago
        I brought it back to life at one point as a Java Swing app for my kids, but the server side of things was still wonky. I'm glad to see that it's alive again, I had a lot of fun with this in the early 2000s.
      • skeeterbug 1 hour ago
        Just played a round, think I found a bug - It was down to one other computer and myself. For some reason the power capped at 235, so neither of us could come close to hitting one another.
        • meshko 1 hour ago
          you probably got damage. If stuck like this, go to menu and select "mass kill"
          • Forgeties79 1 hour ago
            Wow that’s a lot to unpack lol
  • meshko 2 hours ago
    for the 25th anniversary (approximately) I vibecoded what i wanted to do for years -- port of the original remake (yes) to JavaScript. Alive again.
    • alex_anglin 2 hours ago
      Doing the lords work, as they say. Thank you for sharing.
  • bandrami 22 minutes ago
    I wasted most of my high school years on the OG (1991) version. I love how such a simple concept can make for such a great game
  • navigate8310 18 minutes ago
    Pocket Tanks was my ultimate childhood game that I played with my classmates during our computer lab lessons. I believe Scorched Earth was it's inspiration
  • deepakhj 10 minutes ago
    We used to play the DOS version in AP Computers in HS back in 1994.
  • NewLincoln 16 minutes ago
    What was the game like this with apes throwing bananas?
  • erickf1 15 minutes ago
    Thank you for this blast from the past.
  • sbinnee 1 hour ago
    OMG. One of my favorite games. It was fun to explore all the weapons and utilities with my brother.
  • rickcarlino 1 hour ago
    I did not realize Pocket Tanks was a derivative work.
    • compiler-guy 1 hour ago
      Tank games like this have a long heritage. Scorch is probably the pinnacle, but I played primitive versions of this all the way back on an Apple ][.
      • iamnothere 16 minutes ago
        GORILLA.BAS is arguably part of the lineage too, somewhere in there.
    • alterom 1 hour ago
      So is Scorched Earth, it's preceded (at least) by "Tank Wars" (aka BOMB.EXE) by Kenny Morse from 1990:

      https://archive.org/details/TankWars_274

    • nodrog3000 1 hour ago
      Haha, same
  • nickandbro 51 minutes ago
    Wow! Curious how you did multiplayer over the web? What stack did you use?
  • dylan604 21 minutes ago
    Didn't realize that in 2026 people still ran an http only websites
  • SigmundA 16 minutes ago
    I remember the original Scorched Earth being one of the few games that could actually do SVGA graphics at the time.

    Most games of the era where 320x240 8 bit 256 colors, I had a 286 with 800x600 SVGA monitor and that game could actually use it although it was only 4 bit 16 color, don't think I ever played the 256 color in the last version.

  • ChrisArchitect 1 hour ago
    A related page:

    Scorched Earth: The Mother of All Games

    http://www.whicken.com/scorch/

    (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32092060)

    • meshko 1 hour ago
      yeah, that's the original. It is better than this remake but no multiplayer.
  • Forgeties79 1 hour ago
    Hoooooly hell I totally forgot about this. Talk about dredging up some memories. I don’t think I have thought about this game in literally 20 years.
  • motgnay 1 hour ago
    LOL nostalgic